26th February 2013

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Anonymous asked: Do you regret becoming pregnant at your age?

This is odd considering I never use Tumblr.
Yes and no. I do because I won’t be able to be an idiot and be young and have all the time in the world to do absolutely nothing and destroy myself while I can. It has made me realize a lot. There’s another human life to take into consideration now that I’m actually responsible for. It’s quite scary really. Oh and he’s gonna rip my vagina open! 
I do not because I feel like being a mum is what I am meant to do, the only job I can safely say I will be the best at. And Tyler will be the most amazing dad. 
They say once you’re holding your baby, everything becomes worth it. I definitely believe that, having the bond I already have with him is amazing; it’s odd and painful and the heartburn and weight gain and altered sex life are horrendous but I wouldn’t take this little munchkin back at all.

23rd February 2013

Two years with this clown, my world. You’ve done so much and changed so much for my benefit and I couldn’t be any more appreciative. I love you 😘🍧

Two years with this clown, my world. You’ve done so much and changed so much for my benefit and I couldn’t be any more appreciative. I love you 😘🍧

22nd November 2012

you have made me question every part of my existence, every part of myself that i thought i liked. i shouldn’t be feeling like this, you shouldn’t have made me. i have no faith and no trust in you anymore, i feel like the most helpless human being with an innocent little life to care for alone.

19th November 2012

cheese and salad sandwich with rose and vanilla tea making assignments bearable 🌹☕

cheese and salad sandwich with rose and vanilla tea making assignments bearable 🌹☕

8th November 2012

Anonymous asked: Is it wrong that I judge people in my head whenever they do something really stupid?

i can’t tell you whether your own actions are right or wrong.

7th November 2012

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thelittlekneesofbees:

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notkiddstuff:

kvothetheraving:

I have begun Full-Shave November.

This is fucking awful. HOW DO YOU DO THIS????

I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).

I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.

Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.

Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).

Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.

The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).

This idea. I like it. Another.

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r1sque: I’ve watched this like ten times and I can’t stop laughing.

r1sque:

I’ve watched this like ten times and I can’t stop laughing.

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mfkevin:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

reblogging this again… For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most…

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i really just wish i had a normal female body.

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